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Halloween Jokes and Stories
Beethoven Decomposes
Once a student of the music school was walking through the cemetery in Vienna and had the sense of hearing music what was coming from the tomb. When he came closer to look he discovered that music was coming from the grave of Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. It was the Ninth Symphony which was played rearward. He immediately called his friend who arrived right on time to hear the Seventh Symphony being played rearward. They decided to call a specialist who got there at once and had a chance to hear the Fifth Symphony which was played rearward. Even more strange was that pieces of music were played in the opposite order then they were written. But the warden of the cemetery was not surprised when he heard this, he just said "It's nothing to be shocked! He is only rotting!"
Wrong Name
One night of Halloween, two guys who were going through the cemetery perceived a tap-tap-tapping sound from a tomb what made them very scared. When they came closer to the tomb warily, they saw that the noise was made by an old man who was working skillfully with a hammer at one of the gravestones. They started to fill much better and asked the man, "Why are you doing this work in the middle of the night? You frightened us for a moment." The old man moaned and complained, "What else can I do? Those idiots spelled my name wrong!"
IRS Agent
This smart idea came into one small boy's head if he dresses up like an IRS Agent he can collect 28% of the man's candy and doesn't have to say 'Thank You!'.
Halloween Delivery
When a young assistant of the orthopedic surgeon was bringing skeleton which had to be presented in the doctor's office she stopped at the red light and became aware of everyone gazing at her inquisitively. She gave them her best smile and said," I am bringing him to the doctor." An old lady said sympathetically, "My dear! It's kind of late for the doctor, is not it?"
Rocky Costume
In the eve of Halloween one clever child in a costume of 'Rocky' which included boxing gloves and satin shorts went for a round. Then he came for the next round. And when neighbors wandered hadn't they see him before, he answered simply enough,” Of cause but I am the sequel today and I have three more rounds."
Halloween jokes:
Q: Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
A: Because he likes to draw blood!
Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office!
Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning!
Q: Why do they vomit after every meal?
A: To scare you!
Q: Why does P.T. Anderson consider himself a good filmmaker?
A: He buys into his own hype!
Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store!
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